Monday, January 25, 2010

Day 13: Bear Nuts! (Part 1)

Hey, so not much happened today. I'm really tired so I'm gonna go to be early...

G'nights Interwebs!

--HaufeCoffee
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Haha, you believed me for a second, didn't you? Before you strike me with a sharpened-baseball bat or the like, please note that I'm only pulling your chain. There's no mistake, today is the day for....

BEAR NUTS!!!

First lets start with bit of background information: "Bear Nuts" is a web-comic produced by artist Alison Action of DoomCat Studios. It began as a side-project in August 2008 and has gained a significant reputation in the internet community since then. Over the past two years, one book ("The Book of Prozac", 97 pages) has been published and a second book ("The Book of Evil") is under construction.

The web-comic tells the amusing lives and adventures of 9 male bears who take residence in some zoo...somewhere. Each bear has their own unique personality, as denoted by their name and an insignia etched into their skin. These significantly different personalities often cause conflict between the bears (I mean, if i lived in the same house with 8 other people constantly pulling your chain, I'd probably go insane). This makes for an inappropriate, yet highly amusing comic that anyone could enjoy.

Right now I want to take a moment to review every character of the Bear Nuts ensemble for your amusement.

Prozac Bear: He's the de-facto leader of the bunch and the centric character of the earliest story-arcs of the comic. He's probably the kindest bear (next to Gimp) and the best mediator of the bunch (without him, Gay and Lech would have probably killed each other by now....actually, they'd already be dead because Evil would have been able to experiment on that Atomic Bomb he's always wanted to "experiment" with), but he, alas, also has his share of issues. Not unlike House M.D., Prozac is addicted to pills (take a wild guess which drug). If Prozac loses his pills, he loses his mind, that simple. I wonder what would happen if Prozac, off his meds, caught Evil in the act of the hypothetical experimentation with a nuclear bomb. That would be one "explosive" story arc ;).

Unfortunately my time on the internet today is wearing thin and I must depart before I can finish the Bear Nuts special. Therefore, I shall finish on Tuesday with an extravagant part 2 and resume normal blogging (including a short recap of events from today and tomorrow) on Wednesday (Day 15).

G'nights Interwebs!

--HaufeCoffee

1 comment:

  1. House is kinda off his drugs. He's been vicodin free since september.... Just saying.

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