Day 28: The Fundamental Theorem of Breakfast Foods

Today is Thursday, and considering Thursdays fail more often than not, I should be cursing about something right now.

But I'm not, because yesterday I discovered perhaps the most insightful theorem of the century...it will revolutionize the way you think about grilled batter forever more...

The Fundamental Theorem of Breakfast Foods!

It states:

"If HaufeCoffee is directly proportional to existing and inversely proportional to understanding AP Physics C, then the integral from butter to syrup of PANCAKES dyum is greater than the integral from butter to syrup of WAFFLES dyum."

And time for the proof:

1. HaufeCoffee exists ----- 1. Given

2. HaufeCoffee does not understand AP Phsyics C -------2. Given

3. The Word Nerd and Caroline are always wrong about comparing waffles and pancakes-----3. Given

4. The integral is true ------4. Day 21 Blog Title Theorem (look at Day 21 title for further info)

Ah, what a great discovery indeed :)

For Part 2 of my Fray recommendation extravaganza, I recommend "All at Once". Never heard of it? That's ok, no one has, but although the song lacks popularity, it compensates with an upbeat sound and lyrics to please. And I mean, would I ever steer you guys in the wrong direction with music? Yeah, didn't think so either ;)

The Fundamental Theorem of Breakfast Foods + Another great Fray recommendation....

I think that about sums it up (lame pun for the win!)

G'night Interwebs!

--HaufeCoffee